G-MA: (to kids) Let's give Butch and Sally a chance to show how smart they are, by seeing if they can answer a question.

SALLY: O.K. Grandma, what's the question.

BUTCH: Yeah, I probably know the answer.

G-MA: Having a Bible and not reading it daily is like . . .?

BUTCH: Buying a tractor and plow and using it for shade to rest in as you break the ground with a spade.

G-MA: Having a Bible and not reading it daily is like . . .?

SALLY: Really dumb!

G-MA: Having a Bible and not reading it daily is like . . .?

BUTCH: Having a Corvette parked in the garage and walking everywhere you go.

G-MA: Having a Bible and not reading it daily is like . . .?

SALLY: Going to a movie and watching the popcorn machine.

G-MA: Having a Bible and not reading it daily is like . . .?

BUTCH: Having a new dishwasher and letting your German shepherd lick your dishes clean.

G-MA: Having a Bible and not reading it daily is like . . .?

SALLY: Standing by the telephone and yelling at your neighbor down the street.

G-MA: Having a Bible and not reading it daily is like . . .?

BUTCH: Sitting down to a table of food and eating the tablecloth.

G-MA: Having a Bible and not reading it daily is like . . .?

SALLY: Making a puppet, dressing it up, and then never putting your hand inside it.

BUTCH: Now you've quit preaching and gone to meddling!

All: Having a Bible and not reading it daily is like really dumb!